Roxboro

A small town completely isolated from civilization at the northern half of North Carolina. It's actually so small it's been considered a village before by tourists (however, tourists are a rare occurence in this town and are in fact frowned upon by the 'villagers') The people there are, however, very strange ranging from 60% goth, emo, 30% prep/josk, 10% other.

The town is so depressing that 80% of americans have never heard of it and most likely never will. The fucking town isnt even on the map! The one time we actually ever get spotlighted is on the news and thats when some douche from durham comes up trying to cause trouble and they can get away with murder because the cops here are about as smart as a wet carrot. The schools here have some of the dumbest students in the history of the united states. Some students were giving a test to compete against a shovel, and scored 20 points less than said shovel.

Nonetheless, for some reason this 'village' is growing. People from the city are actually moving down here which is strange because with it not being on the map it makes it impossible to locate.

Fuck Roxboro

Man 1: where are you from?
Man 2: Roxboro
Man 1: where?
Man 2: that place above durham
Man 1: Oh... I think ive heard of it before
Man 2: No you havent... Nobody has.

Roxboro by josh123464343 March 7, 2011

Roxboro

A shitty place called a city. Full of dirty wanna be rednecks, sluts, assholes, and douschbags. Worst city ever. Oh, and word gets around faster than one of them bitches STD's. Turn the fuck around now!

Bob= Hey I wanna move to Roxboro

Jim= Are you fucking crazy?!?!?! You'll get shit on a 100 times

Roxboro by Tehduck March 7, 2011

roxboro

A school wif some hot guys, some hot girls, 'n' everything else an average middle school has. Extra sluts, though.

Damn, those kids at Roxboro are spoiled! (As said by a kid from Whiley, a school that gets out at 3:35 instead of 2:35 cause they are too stupid)

roxboro by FiFI February 24, 2005

Roxboro Community School 

This school is located in the small village of Roxboro it is filled with 50% racist people and 50% gay people if you ever go ther you will soon find out that word spreads faster than an STD in Roxboro

Person 1 hey have you ever been to Roxboro Community School?

Person 2 yes and it is a horrible place

Roxboro Community School by Owloncrack April 20, 2023

Roxborough 

A neighborhood in Northwest Philadelphia. Its bordered by Andorra on the north, Manayunk and East Falls to the south, and Wissahickon Valley to the east. While the precise location of these borders are ambiguous, its reasonable to say that everything northeast of Manayunk Avenue up to Henry Avenue (Ridge Corridor), and everything north of Leverington are part of the borough.

The neighborhood is conveniently located a good distance from violent thugs in Germantown, and the delicate artistes and meatheads of Manayunk.

Roxborough is home to Tony A's, Zagat rated D'Allesandro's Steaks, Jimmy Cannon's famous 4 AM deliveries, a Rita's, Alex's Pizza, Santucci's Pizza, The Adobe Cafe, 3 easy to get to grocers, plenty of good, unpretentious bars, all the major banks, 3 beer distributors, you get the idea.

A great place to be.

Jeff: "So get off at Green Lane and-"

Ashley: "OMG you live in Manayunk?"

Jeff: "No, Roxborough. So you make a left onto main and head up Leverington-"

Ashley: "YES!!! MAIN STREET OMG!!!! I LOVE THE BARZ!"

Jeff: "Bitch, check yourself."

Roxborough by crackedMack April 12, 2010

Roxborough Trash 

1.) white trash from Roxborough. Nearly everyone in Roxborough between the ages of 12-22 and 30-65. These people wear oversized white t-shirts and grey sweatpants with black sneakers. The girls often have gigantic Hispanic looking hoop earrings, tight ponytails and strollers (regardless of age). The guys often have fake Timberland boots, and backwards (or sideways) Phillies caps. These people often have misconceptions of how poor their neighborhood is (isn't, really) and what race they are. Many attend (or have attended) Hallihan or Roman. Drinking starts early (both in age, and time of the day), as does drug use. They often try to exaggerate the level of "ghetto" in Roxborough and themselves, while paradoxically making their home to be the greatest place in the city.
2.) popular online blog, found at www.roxboroughtrash.blogspot.com

Did you see that Roxborough trash kid coming out of the Wawa?

Roxborough Trash by roxboroughtrash November 7, 2007

Roxborough 

It's where it's at. Roxborough is the greatest neighborhood in Philly. The people who live there ride out for each other and they don't take shit from nobody. People who don't live in the Borough, wish they did. Most people who live in surrounding neighborhoods such as Manyunk and East Falls dream one day to move to the Borough so they tell their friends that they live in Roxborough.

"Throw them X's up for the Borough, Roxborough represent!"

Roxborough by Racecar Spelled Backwards March 20, 2009