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Someone who cannot get bitches for the love of god.
(Except for that one friend that they have)

No matter what they will never get bitches, but they don’t need it because they’re a bad bitch and they should be focused on fighting off their bullies.
Person 1: There’s this kid in my class, his name is Noah.
Person 2: OMG he’s such a rosenthal.
Person 3: He beat the shit out of me.

Rosenthal'd 

The act of destroying hydraulics, springs, or other normally comfort inducing parts of an office or desk chair. It could also loosely be defined as demolishing any furniture due to one's girth.
Damn dude, you just Rosenthal'd the fuck out of this chair!
Rosenthal'd by Darth Vedder October 28, 2010

Brian Rosenthal 

(n.) Actor/Student/Human. Starred in A Very Potter Musical as Professor Quirrell and in A Very Potter Sequel as Seamus Finnigan, James Potter, and Past Ron. The epitome of supermegafoxyawesomehotness.
1. Brian Rosenthal is definitely the cutest Starkid.
2. I want to marry Brian Rosenthal.

Brian Rosenthal 

Widely known for playing Professor Quirrell in A Very Pooter Musical(AVPM) and Seamus Finnigan in A Very Potter Sequel (AVPS). He is very awkward but very sexy. Has an amazing voice.
Friend #1: I am going to marry Brian Rosenthal one day.

Friend #2: No I am, you look better with Joe Walker anyways.

Friend #1: Fine
Brian Rosenthal by starkidgeek November 13, 2010

Tom Rosenthal 

Tom Rosenthal by meistheone September 9, 2021

Jagger Rosenthal

A friggin guy whomst considers himself a master comedian, nothing can make this immature delinquent. his comedic prowess consists of random images coupled with similarly random text, making according to Jagger as completely and utterly hilarious.
"DUDE LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MEME OF A LOW QUALITY HONDA CIVIC THAT SAYS BREAST MILK", Dude, don't be such a Jagger Rosenthal
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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