this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

by Bad C dev March 07, 2021

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The chair

The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."

by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017

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Chair

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair" A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo! Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.

by PoozerHater June 01, 2010

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chaire

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget Explorer: ...sir please this is important Historian: Chaire.

by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022

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