Ben, I am going to market, cause I,m tired world, I pick a dozen only of biscuits, & you,ll see I have brought it out, thisrose bud kiss to have it out.
The technique of farting into your hand and releasing the fumes into the airstream produced by a tablefan and thereby into the face of somebody who is enjoying the breeze.
My wife looked so peaceful as she slept with the fan gently blowing her hair that I couldn't help but give her a kiss from a rose.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand