JForrest's definitions

kiss from a rose

The technique of farting into your hand and releasing the fumes into the airstream produced by a table fan and thereby into the face of somebody who is enjoying the breeze.

My wife looked so peaceful as she slept with the fan gently blowing her hair that I couldn't help but give her a kiss from a rose.

by JForrest March 1, 2007

Canadian Steamer

While a woman is enjoying a hot shower, the man will expose his naked ass, pull open the shower curtain just enough to put his ass into the shower and fart. The ugly stepchild of the buttercup.

When your chick's been talkin' shit it's time to give that bitch a Canadian Steamer.

by JForrest March 1, 2007