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rootfuck 

fucking a tree by wrapping the roots around your cock and using branches to move them up and down.
"Was up at the National Park with the girlfriend over the weekend."
"Oh yeah, you get lucky?"
"Yeah some serious rootfucking was had."
rootfuck by jonnyquest November 21, 2013
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roofucker 

* OMGIM has joined #imf
<grumptink>lo roofucker.
roofucker by grumptink November 21, 2004

roofucker 

A person who fucks kangaroos or someone who seeks out sexual pleasures with animals and will settle for small furry creatures if a kanagaroo is not accessible
My roommate likes to go to the zoo because he is a closet roofucker and masturbates while watching the kangaroo exhibit.
roofucker by Bert Berner September 23, 2003

rootuckies 

The Rootuckies are a group of kids and teenagers who live in Rudolph Ohio. The Rootuckies sole propose is to terrorize the residents of Rudolph by throwing rocks at pedestrians and cars. One of the only known outposts occupied by Rootuckies is a large ceramic pig painted like a minion from Despicable Me. There have been no photographed sightings of a Rootuckie but, they have been sighted by a man known as uncle Chris. More sightings of Rootuckies may appear in the future.
"Did you hear uncle Chris had another run in with the rootuckies
rootuckies by CameraManAlex June 21, 2019

rootuckies 

The Rootuckies are a group of kids and teenagers who live in Rudolph Ohio. The Rootuckies sole propose is to terrorize the residents of Rudolph by throwing rocks at pedestrians and cars. One of the only known outposts occupied by Rootuckies is a large ceramic pig painted like a minion from Despicable Me. There have been no photographed sightings of a Rootuckie but, they have been sighted by a man known as uncle Chris. More sightings of Rootuckies may appear in the future.
"Did you hear uncle Chris' car was hit by some rocks thrown by the rootuckies"
rootuckies by CameraManAlex June 21, 2019
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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