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A less dirtier version of 'Sex Me'

Both are used by idiotic myspace/net people
who can't just say;

FUCK ME
(:
Hey dude Will u root me 2night??
Root Me by Cindyrofl April 23, 2008
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Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’
Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
Root me by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022

hot doc's secret white root medicine 

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

White Root Medicine 

I cured her problem with a meat injection and some white root medicine.

Cube root media

The Craziest digital agency in the city. They work hard and party harder. Clients often don't pay them well for the level of output they deliver but they still keep pushing.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.

P.S. They like to break the internet.
Damn that video is so hard, Is it produced by Cube Root Media?
Cube root media by Mad Over Marketing November 24, 2021

root node mentality 

The term "root node mentality," created by Hunter, refers to the root node of a data structure, specifically a tree structure. In computer science, many things are organized in tree structures, with the root node being the TOP node where everything begins. Think of it as the trunk of a tree from which all branches grow. Everything in the tree originates from the root.

This idea is similar to a social hierarchy, where the goal is to reach the top position. In this social tree, being the root node means being a leader and trendsetter, not just a follower or "leaf node." Attractive women often prefer men who are at the top of society, so aiming to be a leader, or a "root node," is beneficial.
Q: How do you know everybody? How are you so well connected, bro?
A: It's the root node mentality, man.

Mexican Root Canal 

Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
Mexican Root Canal by Rule_34 February 4, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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