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To have the roof tiled with tarts 

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

roof tilers nailbags 

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female
look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!
roof tilers nailbags by dave November 25, 2004

Face like a roof tilers nail bag 

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.
Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

terracotta tile roof 

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.
My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.