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To have the roof tiled with tarts 

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

roof tilers nailbags 

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female
look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!
roof tilers nailbags by dave November 25, 2004

Face like a roof tilers nail bag 

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.
Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

terracotta tile roof 

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.
My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026