tiled

Drunk, wasted or black out drunk. Too much alcohol to drink.

Oh man, Kanye was so tiled last night he could barely walk.

by Paddy Gastro March 30, 2016

tiled

Imagine being a tile being part of a wall made of tiles. You are made of stone so basically you are stoned. You can't really move because you are squeezed around all the other tiles. And you are tired af.

"Oh man, I feel so tiled".

by sfxx January 11, 2019

ceramic tiled

Getting so drunk you end up on the bathroom floor, which is typically made of ceramic tile

Damn Dolby got ceramic tiled last night. She was on the bathroom floor all morning.

by YungIncome February 26, 2014

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

let's get tiled

getting drunk; fucked up; so messed up it's like trying to walk on slippery tiled floors

yo, you tryna drink tonight? Let's get tiled!

by baethots July 26, 2014

pig tied

Guy on his back, wrists tied together in front of him, ankles tied, and then wrists and ankles tied together. This is opposite of a hogtie. Mostly guys are tied in this position, most of the time stripped to there underwear.

John was pig tied in the locker room, by some football players after he insulted mikes girl friend.

by Stacie circius January 27, 2014

I'm Tired

What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.

"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."

by Ucover149 April 19, 2018