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Drunk, wasted or black out drunk. Too much alcohol to drink.
Oh man, Kanye was so tiled last night he could barely walk.
tiled by Paddy Gastro March 30, 2016
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Imagine being a tile being part of a wall made of tiles. You are made of stone so basically you are stoned. You can't really move because you are squeezed around all the other tiles. And you are tired af.
"Oh man, I feel so tiled".
tiled by sfxx January 11, 2019

ceramic tiled 

Getting so drunk you end up on the bathroom floor, which is typically made of ceramic tile
Damn Dolby got ceramic tiled last night. She was on the bathroom floor all morning.
ceramic tiled by YungIncome February 26, 2014

To have the roof tiled with tarts 

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

let's get tiled 

getting drunk; fucked up; so messed up it's like trying to walk on slippery tiled floors
yo, you tryna drink tonight? Let's get tiled!
let's get tiled by baethots July 26, 2014
Guy on his back, wrists tied together in front of him, ankles tied, and then wrists and ankles tied together. This is opposite of a hogtie. Mostly guys are tied in this position, most of the time stripped to there underwear.
John was pig tied in the locker room, by some football players after he insulted mikes girl friend.
pig tied by Stacie circius January 27, 2014
What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.
"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."
I'm Tired by Ucover149 April 19, 2018
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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