To be "uninvited" from a professional event due to malicious innuendo, misrepresentation, and outright lies based off of a fictional story you wrote, or fan fiction someone else wrote about you.
Called such because the most famous victim was John Ringo.
"Did you hear that ConCarolinas uninvited John Ringo because someone wrote some fan-fic about him being like a character he wrote?"
"Did you hear that Larry Corriea got Ringoed from a games convention because he was a White Supremist Rape Apologisist"
"Isn't he of various hispanic descent? And married to some of the same? And didn't he state that his prefered outcome for an attempted rape was two to the rapist's chest?"
"Yup. But that doesn't matter when you have a harpy screeching because he fisked her fiance a new orifice"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.