Rolfesaurus

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.

That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.

by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

roflsaurus

The hybrid-being who in essence represents absolute, complete, and undying hilarity. In physical shape, it can be described only as a gelatinous monstrosity wielding not the physical construct that is a body, but rather the characteristics of a cross-breed between the exclamation of 'rofl' and a dinosaur.

See rofl
See dinosaur

During yesterday's regular observation of surroundings, I endeavoured to proceed to terraform the landscape that is my property's front lawn... but lo! A roflsaurus interrupted my labours and struck hilarity into my heart and soul!

by Theodorus March 28, 2004

roflsaurus rex

A dinosaur of a status of rolling on the floor laughing

"Oh my god that is so funny! Roflsaurus rex!

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

roflsaurus

1. Lit. saurian considered emblematic of comedy, esp. puns and internet based humor. The common roflsaurus is known only to legend but is believed to average a meter and a half in height and to consume banned quotes off bash.org. Their mating calls are said to sound like, "Roofle roofle" ergo the name roflsaurus.

2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.

The San Jose zoo recently acquired a roflsaurus that was captured on slashdot.

Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.

by Thelonius May 24, 2004

Roflsaurusrex

The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke.

I herd this joke from jack and i couldnt stop laughing its like the Roflsaurusrex was in the room XD

by Rofl at you mother March 14, 2009

roflsaurus rex

Pronounced rah-full-sore-us rex; Someone acting like an idiot or someone being incredibly stupid... so stupid that it's funny.

"Look at that roflsaurus rex."
"What a roflsaurus rex."
"Oh my god, roflsaurus rex."

by Dyelineye Carlineye November 1, 2008

roflsaurus

An amazing animal that sometimes needs to be fed.

Excuse me, do you have any roflsaurus food in this restaurant?

by WingsOfLOL May 8, 2010