roglman
- Hey, I dropped my $9 latte on your new computer, but I wiped it clean so it should be fine though!
- Fucking roglman.
- Fucking roglman.
roglman by Dell Computer Machine October 29, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Roflmaneo
An instance when someone happens to be rolling on the floor laughing with a kid named Maneo. This is an extremely rare occurrence for Maneo is not a very common name. Nonetheless, when a "roflmaneo" is completed, it can be the greatest thing ever.
Roflmaneo by mikeyperls December 8, 2010
Related Words
roflmania
Roflmaniac
Tom:- Dude, what's that?
Dick:- That's my new green goblin costume.
Tom:- Man u're seeing this people'll laugh like roflmaniacs
Dick:- That's my new green goblin costume.
Tom:- Man u're seeing this people'll laugh like roflmaniacs
Roflmaniac by Divyyy December 27, 2010
ROGLMAO
ROGLMAO by A -zo ( A pizzle ) January 14, 2009
Rollman
A word that describes someone of questionable morals. In order to fit in this category, said person must adhere to these three of these conditions:
1) Must sleep or otherwise toy with an engaged man.
2) Must lack the sensibility to make her own decisions.
3) Must have enough junk in the trunk to bring all the boys to the yard.
4) Must be a hypochondriac (or something similar).
5) Must have the ability to overanalyze EVERYTHING, even what she ate for breakfast.
6) Must have the ability to get knocked up by a guido mechanic on purpose as to stay together for fear of actually doing something with one's life.
1) Must sleep or otherwise toy with an engaged man.
2) Must lack the sensibility to make her own decisions.
3) Must have enough junk in the trunk to bring all the boys to the yard.
4) Must be a hypochondriac (or something similar).
5) Must have the ability to overanalyze EVERYTHING, even what she ate for breakfast.
6) Must have the ability to get knocked up by a guido mechanic on purpose as to stay together for fear of actually doing something with one's life.
"Why don't you shut the hell up! I'm not sleeping with your sister, I went and bought you flowers just because. God, you are being such a Rollman."
Doctor: "Ma'am this is the third time I've seen you this week. On Monday you didn't have Herpes. On Wednesday you didn't have Leukemia. And today, you aren't dying of sickle celled anemia. I think you have a classic case of Rollman."
"I think that the pair of pink moccasins doesn't really look any different than the magenta moccasins. I don't think your redneck boyfriend will tell the difference either. Technically, neither matches what you're wearing. <pause> No, I don't think you should change them, we don't have another 3 hours to get you ready. You are such a Rollman."
Doctor: "Ma'am this is the third time I've seen you this week. On Monday you didn't have Herpes. On Wednesday you didn't have Leukemia. And today, you aren't dying of sickle celled anemia. I think you have a classic case of Rollman."
"I think that the pair of pink moccasins doesn't really look any different than the magenta moccasins. I don't think your redneck boyfriend will tell the difference either. Technically, neither matches what you're wearing. <pause> No, I don't think you should change them, we don't have another 3 hours to get you ready. You are such a Rollman."
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026