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A person that makes you roll on grass laughing because he or she is stupid in the head.
- Hey, I dropped my $9 latte on your new computer, but I wiped it clean so it should be fine though!

- Fucking roglman.
roglman by Dell Computer Machine October 29, 2018
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Roflmaneo 

An instance when someone happens to be rolling on the floor laughing with a kid named Maneo. This is an extremely rare occurrence for Maneo is not a very common name. Nonetheless, when a "roflmaneo" is completed, it can be the greatest thing ever.
Hey guys, look! There's Maneo! Let's go Roflmaneo with him!
Roflmaneo by mikeyperls December 8, 2010
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roflmania 

1. It's the wrestlemania of ROFLs
2. It's a bunch of funny wrestling moments
The best roflmania of all time was Roflmania X-Seven
roflmania by sB129 March 21, 2008

Roflmaniac 

A person who always rofl on any funny shit. A maniac who loves rofling all the time.
Tom:- Dude, what's that?

Dick:- That's my new green goblin costume.

Tom:- Man u're seeing this people'll laugh like roflmaniacs
Roflmaniac by Divyyy December 27, 2010
Ohh man mellissa dat happened to you yesterday datsukzzz ROGLMAO !!!
ROGLMAO by A -zo ( A pizzle ) January 14, 2009
A gay nigger faggot that likes to make dicky jokes when ever there is a chance to do so. Also spreads to younger people.
Stop being a Rolman. There is a time and place for dick jokes and now is not the time.
Rolman by Rolman November 1, 2016
A word that describes someone of questionable morals. In order to fit in this category, said person must adhere to these three of these conditions:
1) Must sleep or otherwise toy with an engaged man.
2) Must lack the sensibility to make her own decisions.
3) Must have enough junk in the trunk to bring all the boys to the yard.
4) Must be a hypochondriac (or something similar).
5) Must have the ability to overanalyze EVERYTHING, even what she ate for breakfast.
6) Must have the ability to get knocked up by a guido mechanic on purpose as to stay together for fear of actually doing something with one's life.
"Why don't you shut the hell up! I'm not sleeping with your sister, I went and bought you flowers just because. God, you are being such a Rollman."

Doctor: "Ma'am this is the third time I've seen you this week. On Monday you didn't have Herpes. On Wednesday you didn't have Leukemia. And today, you aren't dying of sickle celled anemia. I think you have a classic case of Rollman."

"I think that the pair of pink moccasins doesn't really look any different than the magenta moccasins. I don't think your redneck boyfriend will tell the difference either. Technically, neither matches what you're wearing. <pause> No, I don't think you should change them, we don't have another 3 hours to get you ready. You are such a Rollman."
Rollman by Kdogizzle July 16, 2006
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