Rollman

A word that describes someone of questionable morals. In order to fit in this category, said person must adhere to these three of these conditions:
1) Must sleep or otherwise toy with an engaged man.
2) Must lack the sensibility to make her own decisions.
3) Must have enough junk in the trunk to bring all the boys to the yard.
4) Must be a hypochondriac (or something similar).
5) Must have the ability to overanalyze EVERYTHING, even what she ate for breakfast.
6) Must have the ability to get knocked up by a guido mechanic on purpose as to stay together for fear of actually doing something with one's life.

"Why don't you shut the hell up! I'm not sleeping with your sister, I went and bought you flowers just because. God, you are being such a Rollman."

Doctor: "Ma'am this is the third time I've seen you this week. On Monday you didn't have Herpes. On Wednesday you didn't have Leukemia. And today, you aren't dying of sickle celled anemia. I think you have a classic case of Rollman."

"I think that the pair of pink moccasins doesn't really look any different than the magenta moccasins. I don't think your redneck boyfriend will tell the difference either. Technically, neither matches what you're wearing. <pause> No, I don't think you should change them, we don't have another 3 hours to get you ready. You are such a Rollman."

by Kdogizzle July 16, 2006

rollmate

Noun: Similar to a rave bae, a rollmate is the person you meet at a rave and become soulmates with while rolling with MDMA/ecstacy. For the duration of the rave/festival the two of you are inseparable with one another as the pills kick in. You taken a unspoken vow to one another; promising to give: head massages, shoulder massages, make out sessions, heavy grinding, hair pulling, shoulder rides, gum, and vick's. As the roll comes down, the feelings for one another becomes less and less intense until the night is over. You may even exchange phone numbers and facebook info but most likely you will just trade instagram and snapchat.

"I had a rollmate at EDC last year; she liked some of my IG posts so I am going to DM her and see if she's going to go to Hard Summer."

Person 1: "You know that guy I met at the rave last weekend and we danced whole night? Well he hasn't been responding to my texts."
Person 2: "Aww, he was probably just a rollmate. We will find you another one this weekend."

by 50shadesofminh January 29, 2018

Rolland

Rolland, a cool kid. Unique and superior to the Roland's consisting of only one L. Rolland has two because he hands it out frequently to scrubs. Rolland is into penguins and has a strange infatuation with Chef Boyardee. Overall is a nice, wholesome guy. Rolland is an observant, perceptive person, so don't try lying to him, because he'll find out in a matter of seconds. He also has trouble listening to orders, so you must threaten him to get him to comply.

Geoffphrey: "Yo...who's that guy over there with the nice ass?"
Vienna: "Yeah that's my friend, ROLLAND."
Geoffphrey: "Awesome!"

by viennasausages October 10, 2019

Rollsmanship

The art or skill of rolling up gas — exemplified through the development of reliably effective 420 sticks, i.e. Craftsmanship

Xander this is a sneaky pearl, good rollsmanship

by g2020 September 27, 2019

Roflmaneo

An instance when someone happens to be rolling on the floor laughing with a kid named Maneo. This is an extremely rare occurrence for Maneo is not a very common name. Nonetheless, when a "roflmaneo" is completed, it can be the greatest thing ever.

Hey guys, look! There's Maneo! Let's go Roflmaneo with him!

by mikeyperls December 8, 2010

Rolland

A street smart cutie pie who will never listen to you. Always impulsive and loud. Extremely caring and often very appreciative. Great in bed but never tells or show off.

That guy is so a Rolland. How dreamy...

by RC Mak February 4, 2010

roflmania

1. It's the wrestlemania of ROFLs
2. It's a bunch of funny wrestling moments

The best roflmania of all time was Roflmania X-Seven

by sB129 March 21, 2008