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roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

roflmania 

1. It's the wrestlemania of ROFLs
2. It's a bunch of funny wrestling moments
The best roflmania of all time was Roflmania X-Seven
roflmania by sB129 March 21, 2008

Romaniac  

A Romanian who is a maniac, or who behaves in an unusual and hyper manner. Fusing the words romania+maniac.
That fucking Romaniac just kissed me.
Romaniac by AudreyArtStar October 2, 2007

romaniac 

A current or former inhabitant of Romania. The most dangerous and bizarre hailing from either Transylvania or Bucharest. Most are sports fanatics and have an unnatural affection for Adidas apparel. They do most things ass backwards, are extremely frugal, and seldom wear matching clothes. They are an incestuous group and eat third tier meats considered by them to be "pate." Yes. I coined this term in 2002 when not only did I work with a community of them, but had the misfortune of falling truly, madly, deeply, in love with one as well. One day, after living together for years and planning to marry, I found out he married a mail order bride, named Ioanna 1 month earlier that he met online and had only seen in person 2x. To this day, he refers to her as his "friend." Talk about being lost in Transylation!
I was with that Romaniac bastard everyday since 2002 when I coined this term until "Ioanna marry my boyfriend for a green card?" came along. I didn't find out until 5 weeks later, from my Grandmother no less, that he had a "friend."
romaniac by Czarina27 January 7, 2008

Rafmaniac 

Related to the word Rafman.A person who is addicted to big dick in the butt.
Man Rafi is the biggest Rafmaniac
Rafmaniac by Monoxide March 5, 2003

Romaniac 

HELP! A Romaniac is trying to suck my Blood!
Romaniac by lolmaster444 December 26, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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