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roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck
Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*
This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."
ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003

ROFLMAOOL 

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.
All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!
ROFLMAOOL by Ben L. March 20, 2005

Roflcano 

A word made up by Daniel O. after not being able to stop rolling on the floor after watching Shane Dawson Vids mixed with Brian Regan, his friend Jack, threw up. Daniel later described this with Roflcano. (Rolling on floor laughing - Threw up like a volcano)
We watched some funny Shane Dawson and then Jack threw up... Daniel was like "ROFLCANO!!!"
Roflcano by ROFL CANO MAKER June 21, 2010

Roflmation

Any variation of "ROFL" (Rolling on floor laughing), that can be screamed in non-internet, public situations by means of a modifying suffix.

See also: Roflcopter, Roflcakes, Roflsaurus, Roflmobile, Roflopolis...
It was rather annoying when she kept screaming roflmations all up in mah grill, so I pimp-slapped her.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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