rofsmslmao 

Rolling On the Floor Shitting MySelf Laughing My Ass Off.

The newest term indicating to the person you are typing to that you are laughing. It is also a protest against other terms of the same nature (such as 'lol', 'lmao', 'pmsl', 'rofl', 'roflmao') which have now become so over-used that their meaning have been rendered negligible. 'Rofsmslmao' as a rule must only ever be used if you are actually laughing (and not just giggling but literally wetting yourself) therefore this indicates to the person that they really have said/shown you/done something funny. It must also be spelt correctly otherwise it can lead to great confusion - e.g: rolling my ass off shitting on myself the laughing floor.

John: "So..."
Jimmothy: "rofsmslmao"
John: "wtf you think you're doing saying 'rofsmslmao' dude? I didn't even say something funny. Asshole"

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Frank: "Hey get this, I spiked Mr.Jones's coffee with ecstasy in Maths today, and he was totally trippin' out halfway through algebra!"
Kenobi: "rofsmslmao"
Frank: "wtf's 'rofsmslmao'?"
Kenobi: "It's my new word, it means rolling on the floor shitting myself laughing my ass off, it's so I don't have to say 'lol' all the time"
Frank: "rfolmaosmls"
Kenobi: "Forget it"

rofsmslmao by Owainmeredith December 14, 2008

rofpmslmfao 

another common abbreviation of -

rolling on floor pissing myself laughing my fucking ass off!

person one: ....and so i said 'its not a monkey, its my wife!'
person two: ROFPMSLMFAO!!!!!
person one:......dude....wtf....it wasnt that funny
person two:homofag
person one:faggit

rofpmslmfao by TEH_DUDEZORZ! December 6, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008