Rolling on the floor sucking my dick.

Started on Gamefaqs.com Poll of the Day board by Kinesbud989. Originally as ROFSMP (rolling on the floor sucking my penis), it was given a dedicated topic by AlteredBeast and changed to ROFSMD

Can be used towards one's self using "my", or for others with "their"...such as "They are ROFSTD".

ROFSMD by AlteredBeast March 11, 2005

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ROFJMO

Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.

Moe: What did you think of "Unfaithful"?
Curly: ROFJMO!!!!!
Moe: me too; Diane Lane is hot.

ROFJMO by Timmy the Geek January 14, 2009

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rofsmd

Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Originated on GameFAQs. How? No one knows.

On the PotD forum, everyone was saying, "ROFSMD." I was like WTF?

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rofsmd

Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Changed from ROFSMP on GameFAQs and quickly caught on. How? No one knows.

On the PotD forum, everyone was ROFSMD. I was like WTF?

rofsmd by KingOleg May 13, 2005

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roflmdo

A message standing for "Rolling on floor laughing my dick off". Usually used in text messages or AOL Instant Messanger.

kid 1: i told a blonde to smell a scratch a sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool, and she did it.

Kid 2:holy shit is she OK?

Kid 1: no

Kid 2: haha. Roflmdo

roflmdo by Big Bad Bryce June 23, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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