ROFJMD

Acronym for Rolling On the Floor Jacking My Dick. Used when something is too funny to use, lol, lmao, rofl, ect...

Used in a sentence- ROFJMD, that was the funniest crap I've ever seen.

by Haywood Jablome 69 August 8, 2010

ROFLMDMFAO

"Roll on floor laughing my damn mother fuckin ass off"

My mom slipped on sugar honey and i was roflmdmfao.

by Mat Buz October 8, 2003

ROFSMD

Rolling on the floor sucking my dick.

Started on Gamefaqs.com Poll of the Day board by Kinesbud989. Originally as ROFSMP (rolling on the floor sucking my penis), it was given a dedicated topic by AlteredBeast and changed to ROFSMD

Can be used towards one's self using "my", or for others with "their"...such as "They are ROFSTD".

by AlteredBeast March 11, 2005

ROFJMO

Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.

Moe: What did you think of "Unfaithful"?
Curly: ROFJMO!!!!!
Moe: me too; Diane Lane is hot.

by Timmy the Geek January 14, 2009

rofsmd

Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Originated on GameFAQs. How? No one knows.

On the PotD forum, everyone was saying, "ROFSMD." I was like WTF?

by KingOleg March 10, 2005

rofsmd

Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Changed from ROFSMP on GameFAQs and quickly caught on. How? No one knows.

On the PotD forum, everyone was ROFSMD. I was like WTF?

by KingOleg May 13, 2005

roflmdo

A message standing for "Rolling on floor laughing my dick off". Usually used in text messages or AOL Instant Messanger.

kid 1: i told a blonde to smell a scratch a sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool, and she did it.

Kid 2:holy shit is she OK?

Kid 1: no

Kid 2: haha. Roflmdo

by Big Bad Bryce June 23, 2008