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ROFSMOD by Qpido Forbidden February 3, 2004
Words you can keep
Rolling on the floor sucking my dick.

Started on Gamefaqs.com Poll of the Day board by Kinesbud989. Originally as ROFSMP (rolling on the floor sucking my penis), it was given a dedicated topic by AlteredBeast and changed to ROFSMD
Can be used towards one's self using "my", or for others with "their"...such as "They are ROFSTD".
ROFSMD by AlteredBeast March 11, 2005
Related Words
Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Originated on GameFAQs. How? No one knows.
On the PotD forum, everyone was saying, "ROFSMD." I was like WTF?
rofsmd by KingOleg March 10, 2005
Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Changed from ROFSMP on GameFAQs and quickly caught on. How? No one knows.
On the PotD forum, everyone was ROFSMD. I was like WTF?
rofsmd by KingOleg May 13, 2005

roflsmodlab

Rolling on the floor, Sucking my own dick, Like a boss. Rofl - Smod - Lab... roflsmodlab
Guy 1, "So three guys walk into a bar, right? You'dve thought the 3rd guy saw it coming."

Guy 2, "ROFLSMODLAB"
roflsmodlab by Mr. Bossman April 22, 2010

Roflsmod 

Very common internet acronym meaning "Rolling on the floor laughing, and sucking my own dick" all that the same time. multitasking like a pro
Roflsmod by PubicFlo1080 November 5, 2010
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