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Rolling on the floor laughing what the fuck
My girlfriend farted.

Roflwtf.
roflwtf by Sulaimann00b December 9, 2008
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Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008

ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS 

One of the various spinoffs of rofl and more specifically roflcopter. Expresses intense amusement at a situation particularly at another's expense.
Raiderone: Hey since this is your first time in Karazhan I'll tell you about the secret room. If you go in there you get free epic lootz but you better hurry!
Newb: Okay! THX
Newb has entered combat with Fleshbeast.
Newb has died.
Raiderone: ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS
Newb: ...dick.
ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS by Raiderone February 2, 2009

Roflwaffle 

A Roflmation combining the term "Rofl" with the delightful food product "waffles".
You can't eat a roflwaffle.

ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE 

A dish best served cold to enemies and foes.
That kid is sooo going to get ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE after I'm finished with him, wheter he likes it or not.

roflwaffle 

roflwaffle by N4me October 16, 2005

roflwaffle 

Rolling on Floor Laughing.. Waffle rhymes with ROFL-- which is pronounced like waffle, but with an R..
So Lord_Kaito called PeanutBetter- PenisButter, and The_Fallen on Solixa chat services said roflwaffle! roflwaffle! and laughed his ass off.
roflwaffle by PeanutBetter September 14, 2005
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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