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ROFLWAFFL 

(Rawful-waffle) Verb. - To truly or hypothetically laugh until waffles spew out of your nose.

Interjection. - used in chat for a type of laughter beyond epic proportions.
Axelxx247: why do seagulls hang out by the sea?
Generalpret: why?
Cute_pingu: y?
Axelxx247: cause if they hung out by the bay they'd be bagels! lol
Cute_pingu: lmao
Generalpret: ROFLWAFFL!!!
ROFLWAFFL by toxiclunch September 12, 2009
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Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008

ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS 

One of the various spinoffs of rofl and more specifically roflcopter. Expresses intense amusement at a situation particularly at another's expense.
Raiderone: Hey since this is your first time in Karazhan I'll tell you about the secret room. If you go in there you get free epic lootz but you better hurry!
Newb: Okay! THX
Newb has entered combat with Fleshbeast.
Newb has died.
Raiderone: ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS
Newb: ...dick.
ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS by Raiderone February 2, 2009

Roflwaffle 

A Roflmation combining the term "Rofl" with the delightful food product "waffles".
You can't eat a roflwaffle.

ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE 

A dish best served cold to enemies and foes.
That kid is sooo going to get ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE after I'm finished with him, wheter he likes it or not.

roflwaffle 

roflwaffle by N4me October 16, 2005

roflquaffle 

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.
Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob
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