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Acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing quietly to myself".
(while at library)

Bob- *tells joke*
Fred- ROFL
Aging librarian cunt- SHHHH!!
Fred- ROFLQTM
ROFLQTM by Mizar06 June 10, 2010
Related Words
rolling on floor laughing quietly to myself. - the state between LOL and LQTM
Ever so often, I find myself roflqtm when I'm chatting with my friend Patrick.
ROFLQTM by Sebastian Ortner December 19, 2008
Synonym for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself

A combination of rofl and lqtm (laugh quitetly to myself) from one of Demitri Martin's jokes

can be used in place of rofl or lol
- A man walked into a bar and said "ouch"

- ROFLQTM
roflqtm by Katherine S. March 7, 2008

ROFLQTMMFAO 

"Rolling On Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself My Fucking Ass Off." That's the oddest accumulation of ROLFMFAO and LQTM abbrevations I've ever seen.
To use with moderation.
- And so, what is your religion man?
- WoW
- ROFLQTMMFAO
- Really??
ROFLQTMMFAO by LLN December 30, 2007

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026