roflqtms

roll on the floor laughing quietly to myself

he told me he ate a truducken and i roflqtms'd.

roflqtms by M1necraftBeast April 14, 2013

ROFLQTM 

Acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing quietly to myself".

(while at library)

Bob- *tells joke*
Fred- ROFL
Aging librarian cunt- SHHHH!!
Fred- ROFLQTM

ROFLQTM by Mizar06 June 10, 2010

ROFLQTM 

rolling on floor laughing quietly to myself. - the state between LOL and LQTM

Ever so often, I find myself roflqtm when I'm chatting with my friend Patrick.

ROFLQTM by Sebastian Ortner December 19, 2008

roflqtm 

Synonym for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself

A combination of rofl and lqtm (laugh quitetly to myself) from one of Demitri Martin's jokes

can be used in place of rofl or lol

- A man walked into a bar and said "ouch"

- ROFLQTM

roflqtm by Katherine S. March 7, 2008

ROFLQTMMFAO 

"Rolling On Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself My Fucking Ass Off." That's the oddest accumulation of ROLFMFAO and LQTM abbrevations I've ever seen.
To use with moderation.

- And so, what is your religion man?
- WoW
- ROFLQTMMFAO
- Really??

ROFLQTMMFAO by LLN December 30, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022