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ROFLQTM
ROFLQTM by Sebastian Ortner December 19, 2008
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roflqtm
Synonym for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself
A combination of rofl and lqtm (laugh quitetly to myself) from one of Demitri Martin's jokes
can be used in place of rofl or lol
A combination of rofl and lqtm (laugh quitetly to myself) from one of Demitri Martin's jokes
can be used in place of rofl or lol
roflqtm by Katherine S. March 7, 2008
roflqtms
roflqtms by M1necraftBeast April 14, 2013
ROFLQTMMFAO
"Rolling On Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself My Fucking Ass Off." That's the oddest accumulation of ROLFMFAO and LQTM abbrevations I've ever seen.
To use with moderation.
To use with moderation.
ROFLQTMMFAO by LLN December 30, 2007
rofltmhfo
rofltmhfo by NotReallyMyRealName November 27, 2013
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