ROFLQTM

Acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing quietly to myself".

(while at library)

Bob- *tells joke*
Fred- ROFL
Aging librarian cunt- SHHHH!!
Fred- ROFLQTM

ROFLQTM by Mizar06 June 10, 2010

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ROFLQTM

rolling on floor laughing quietly to myself. - the state between LOL and LQTM

Ever so often, I find myself roflqtm when I'm chatting with my friend Patrick.

ROFLQTM by Sebastian Ortner December 19, 2008

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Related Words

roflqtm • ROFLQTMMFAO • rofltmhfo

roflqtm

Synonym for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself

A combination of rofl and lqtm (laugh quitetly to myself) from one of Demitri Martin's jokes

can be used in place of rofl or lol

- A man walked into a bar and said "ouch"

- ROFLQTM

roflqtm by Katherine S. March 7, 2008

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roflqtms

roll on the floor laughing quietly to myself

he told me he ate a truducken and i roflqtms'd.

roflqtms by M1necraftBeast April 14, 2013

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ROFLQTMMFAO

"Rolling On Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself My Fucking Ass Off." That's the oddest accumulation of ROLFMFAO and LQTM abbrevations I've ever seen.
To use with moderation.

- And so, what is your religion man?
- WoW
- ROFLQTMMFAO
- Really??

ROFLQTMMFAO by LLN December 30, 2007

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rofltmhfo

"Rolling On the Floor Laughing Till My Head Fell Off"

Dumb and Dumber was SO funny I ROFLTMHFO

rofltmhfo by NotReallyMyRealName November 27, 2013

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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