Synonym for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself

A combination of rofl and lqtm (laugh quitetly to myself) from one of Demitri Martin's jokes

can be used in place of rofl or lol

- A man walked into a bar and said "ouch"

- ROFLQTM

roflqtm by Katherine S. March 7, 2008

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roflqtms

roll on the floor laughing quietly to myself

he told me he ate a truducken and i roflqtms'd.

roflqtms by M1necraftBeast April 14, 2013

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ROFLQTMMFAO

"Rolling On Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself My Fucking Ass Off." That's the oddest accumulation of ROLFMFAO and LQTM abbrevations I've ever seen.
To use with moderation.

- And so, what is your religion man?
- WoW
- ROFLQTMMFAO
- Really??

ROFLQTMMFAO by LLN December 30, 2007

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rofltmhfo

"Rolling On the Floor Laughing Till My Head Fell Off"

Dumb and Dumber was SO funny I ROFLTMHFO

rofltmhfo by NotReallyMyRealName November 27, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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