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When the action of pwnage leads to roflage. This can be done by having a moment of severe pwnage that insues in a great deal of laughter.
Omg, that kid's mother just t-bagged her son! Roflpwnt!
roflpwn by Pwnxorz November 26, 2007
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to simultaniously laugh and pwn sum1 all in one try.

or to be pwned and than laughed at
wow i just roflpwned that nub, what a chach
Roflpwned by dontbeachach May 19, 2009

roflpwnd 

Pwning really hard, IRL or in a video game. Roflpwnd is pwnd better than Pwnd, but less than OMGWTFPWND.
j00 jus g0t roflpwnd sir. Have a nice day.
roflpwnd by Nadezzz October 25, 2007
roflpwn is the act of taking someone's ego and progressing to place it into a blender with a small amount of lolitwist and running it through frappé.
1) That customer needed help configuring his spam assassin installation to filter our Russian porn. ROFLPWN! *unsupported*
roflpwn by netster403 December 7, 2006
When faced with an experience of immense failure causing others to roll on the floor laughing at you screaming the words "owned", "pwned", or "you suck".
Dude you just got roflpwned.
roflpwned by ZackKerp April 1, 2009
When someone was pwned in a very funny way.
Your friend accidently dropped the bomb... Roflpwned!
roflpwned by Megaryuu April 30, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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