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When faced with an experience of immense failure causing others to roll on the floor laughing at you screaming the words "owned", "pwned", or "you suck".
Dude you just got roflpwned.
roflpwned by ZackKerp April 1, 2009
When someone was pwned in a very funny way.
Your friend accidently dropped the bomb... Roflpwned!
roflpwned by Megaryuu April 30, 2008
When the action of pwnage leads to roflage. This can be done by having a moment of severe pwnage that insues in a great deal of laughter.
Omg, that kid's mother just t-bagged her son! Roflpwnt!
roflpwn by Pwnxorz November 26, 2007

roflpanda 

Similar to roflpottomus only more awesome and sexerlent at the same time. Often found on TGN forums after something extremely funny.
Person 1: *insert funny joke here*

Person 2: OMG! ROFLPANDA!!!
roflpanda by Jake___ March 8, 2008

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005

rofl pwned 

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.
Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED
rofl pwned by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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