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roflpwnage

related to the word "pwnage". when a player "pwns" so hard that they begin to laugh incessantly.

This sometimes causes the gaming performance of the pwn-er to temporarily decrease because they are still trying to stop laughing while playing the current game.
Noob has been killed by Haxor (Headshot)
Haxor has a MEGA KILL STREAK!!
Haxor says: ROFLPWNAGE
Noob says: -_-
roflpwnage by vaiseig May 28, 2009
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ROFLwagen 

ROFLwagen is a type of volkswagen and VW owner. Someone who never takes anything too seriously. ALWAYS has fun. ALWAYS works hard. ALWAYS willing to help out other ROFLwagen owners. ROFLwagens break, but they're ALWAYS repairable with the help of your fellas. ROFLwagens ALWAYS roll deep to the shows, gtg's, races and BBQ's. Most importantly ROFLwagens are from UPSTATE, NY!! Specifically the ALBANY, NY area!!
OH SNAP!! That's a ROFLwagen! ROFLwagens don't play!!
ROFLwagen by DannyboyUpstate April 1, 2009
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ROFLwagen 

ROFLwagen is usually a late 90's VW. It is characterized by a young driver that thinks their old Voltswagen is some hot rod. These drivers have yet to realize that Late 90's VW's are not sporty, nor kool to be driving, especially since they're terribly designed automobiles that are not at all aerodynamic and box-like.
Another notable feature of the ROFLwagen and its drivers are their longing to gather in groups of two or more. They tend to park all of their ROFLwagens next to each other and then take pictures of them, only to post online for others to see.
Look at all of those ROFLwagens, I bet they're taking pictures of their ugly cars.
ROFLwagen by Thaguy_oh_my May 25, 2011

roflownage 

Combination of the words "ROFL" and "OWNAGE".
Technically meaning roll on floor laughing ownage
Bloodkill112- Roflownage!! I just pooned this noob!
roflownage by bloodkill July 24, 2007

roflownage 

Cross between ROFL and OWNAGE, meaning roll on floor laughing ownage
bloodkill- I just pooned this noob! roflownage!
roflownage by bloodkill July 27, 2007

roflpownage 

when it is just so funny when someone gets powned u have nothing better to say than roflpownage
omfg tony is so much roflpownage because he was untouched by that noob.
roflpownage by betrayedpkrs October 15, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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