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roflpwnage

related to the word "pwnage". when a player "pwns" so hard that they begin to laugh incessantly.

This sometimes causes the gaming performance of the pwn-er to temporarily decrease because they are still trying to stop laughing while playing the current game.
Noob has been killed by Haxor (Headshot)
Haxor has a MEGA KILL STREAK!!
Haxor says: ROFLPWNAGE
Noob says: -_-
roflpwnage by vaiseig May 28, 2009
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ROFLwagen 

ROFLwagen is a type of volkswagen and VW owner. Someone who never takes anything too seriously. ALWAYS has fun. ALWAYS works hard. ALWAYS willing to help out other ROFLwagen owners. ROFLwagens break, but they're ALWAYS repairable with the help of your fellas. ROFLwagens ALWAYS roll deep to the shows, gtg's, races and BBQ's. Most importantly ROFLwagens are from UPSTATE, NY!! Specifically the ALBANY, NY area!!
OH SNAP!! That's a ROFLwagen! ROFLwagens don't play!!
ROFLwagen by DannyboyUpstate April 1, 2009
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ROFLwagen 

ROFLwagen is usually a late 90's VW. It is characterized by a young driver that thinks their old Voltswagen is some hot rod. These drivers have yet to realize that Late 90's VW's are not sporty, nor kool to be driving, especially since they're terribly designed automobiles that are not at all aerodynamic and box-like.
Another notable feature of the ROFLwagen and its drivers are their longing to gather in groups of two or more. They tend to park all of their ROFLwagens next to each other and then take pictures of them, only to post online for others to see.
Look at all of those ROFLwagens, I bet they're taking pictures of their ugly cars.
ROFLwagen by Thaguy_oh_my May 25, 2011

roflownage 

Combination of the words "ROFL" and "OWNAGE".
Technically meaning roll on floor laughing ownage
Bloodkill112- Roflownage!! I just pooned this noob!
roflownage by bloodkill July 24, 2007

roflownage 

Cross between ROFL and OWNAGE, meaning roll on floor laughing ownage
bloodkill- I just pooned this noob! roflownage!
roflownage by bloodkill July 27, 2007

roflpownage 

when it is just so funny when someone gets powned u have nothing better to say than roflpownage
omfg tony is so much roflpownage because he was untouched by that noob.

roflpownage by betrayedpkrs October 15, 2008
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