roflmaoqxd
roflmaoqxd by SARA KAT AWESOME PCE January 1, 2012
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ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck
Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*
ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT by Nepenthe The Great November 9, 2006
Related Words
roflmaoqxz
Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
The qxz represents that it's so funny, that the person hit random keys on the keyboard.
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
The qxz represents that it's so funny, that the person hit random keys on the keyboard.
roflmaoqxz by Sarah Potter April 6, 2008
roflmaozedong
roflmaozedong by Leon Lai June 15, 2003
roflmaotid
roflmaotid by Veracon September 11, 2004
roflmaozedong
ROFLMAOZEDONG is a play on roflmao (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off), which ends in Mao, the first name of Mao Zedong.
roflmaozedong by Kerdek April 19, 2007
roflmaoqwerty
Rolling on the ground laughing my ass off queefing with every right turn yet
mackenzie said she was roflmaoqwerty after kevin harde(o)n asked her out
mackenzie said she was roflmaoqwerty after kevin harde(o)n asked her out
roflmaoqwerty by marke is the best February 15, 2010
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