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ROFLMAOOL 

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.
All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!
ROFLMAOOL by Ben L. March 20, 2005

roflmaolol 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off laughing out loud
i owned you roflmaolol
roflmaolol by colton swingle May 8, 2005

roflmaowlsiaowposaane 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while licking someones intestine and ovaries while peeing on somones asshole and naked emus
urmom:whats up
me: the sky
urmom: roflmaowlsiaowposaane

Roflmaololel 

A combination of rolf, lmao, lol and lel. Considered the epitome of acronyms of the 21st century in its entirety. The voice of a generation.
You: wanna hang out
Me: roflmaololel sure
Roflmaololel by Ilovekitties666 April 1, 2017

ROFLMAOOL 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud

Also changed to ROFLMAOOLWLTJHSW
Rolling on floor laughing my ass off while listening to jimi hendrix smoking weed
He ROFLMAOOLed so hard he sharted.
ROFLMAOOL by Bruce...hahah May 10, 2005

ROFLMAOOL 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud
ROFL+LMAO/LOL=ROFLMAOOL

Funnier than LOL but just as loud
Funnier and louder than ROFL
Louder than ROFLMAO but just as funny
Chick1: I find men with lego hair really attractive
Chick 2: ROFLMAOOL!!!
ROFLMAOOL by Princess Tamlyn March 31, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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