rockporn

Social media posts that emphasize the physical beauty of New England coastal communities in order to stimulate a compulsive interest in their audience.

“All those beach, coastline, and sunset photos of Rockport, Massachusetts on Facebook are really just Rockporn.”

by SalvyZ July 4, 2019

Rockport, MA

Rockport Massachusetts is the most tiny town you will ever visit. The locals are mostly stuck up old people, and any middle age people that live there have been there since birth. Most Rockport kids go to Rockport public school systems. I have never seen a more poor school in my entire life. They take away kid’s tissues when they have to pay for something. The teachers (especially D.C. Gagnon) are trash but the school can not afford to hire new ones. Their music and arts program is good, but don’t be fooled. That’s the only thing the school in the middle of freaking nowhere is good for. Also, all the rockport boys wear shorts and a t-shirt when it’s 30 degrees out. Next, the tourists. They all flock in from god knows where, all to see a little red fishing house?? Makes no sense. Downtown there are about 10,000 rockport kids in the summer and just as many art galleries. You walk two feet and there’s an art gallery. In the summer, the main beach, front beach, is tiny but still crawling with tourists. The water is freezing and filled with seaweed. Suffice to say, DON’T LIVE IN ROCKPORT. YOU WILL STAY THERE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER ESCAPE....

Those Rockport, MA old folks are at it again complaining about the young people!

by Yurrrr mom May 10, 2019

Rockport

A big black hole. You may try to leave all you want, but will always come back..........Fuck

Her vagina is a rockport......

by Georgeanderson January 22, 2009

Camden Rockport Middle School

a fucking hell hole.

the teachers are so controlling and obnoxious I wouldn't be surprised if the kids go home and try to kill themselves every night.
the kids are SUPER snobby like none you've ever met before.
but they know that everybody else is just jealous.

person 1: I go to Camden Rockport Middle School.
person 2: I hate you already.

by loggers 1+2 March 28, 2011

Rockport

Rockport a shoe/boot that is low quality compared to Timberlands. A Favourite piece off footwear for the horny housewifes

Jim: Whats that you are wearing on your feet Shirley? Timberlands/ Pods?

Shirley: No Jim!! There Rockports! They are epic!! I can now do the Gardening and clean the cell!

Jim: Delighted meals all round

by Mackers09 October 26, 2009

Rockport, MA

A shitty town that is by the ocean. Many people think the town is infested with nasty rich guys but the those assholes only live there in the summer. The town has a boring history. The only interesting part is bear skin neck. Which is a crappy string of stores. 95% of all the stores are galleries and 100% of those all have unoriginal drawings of the towns famous Motif #1.( Even though it's the second one but the town thought that if it was called #2 people would ask what happened to the first one. There are a lot of hot girls there but they are all jail bait cause any one with a brain would leave the hell hole in one second. Every one over age 30 in the town is probably training to be a townie. Townies are old hags whose dads dads dads settled here in who the fuck knows when. The school system is smaller than the amount of people with internet in North Korea. The town has about 3 ice cream stores with nothing original about them each are about 4 yards away. The crime rate is high but only because the police have nothing better to do. And will only arrest teens who get caught smoking in the school for the 500th time! The way the kids get the drugs is from the wanna be Lynn known as Gloucester which every one there thinks every one here is a rich snotty ass fucking taint scrubber. The view is nice (and the only reason to come here) But the water is cold year round at the beaches. The quarry's are to hard to get into and are full of slutty tweens.

Rockport, MA kind of like any small town in the world with a shitty twist! its near the water!

by The swift willy January 24, 2012

Rockport

a place that sucks

i would hate to live in Rockport

by sillymaniscus February 10, 2009