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roomationship
(n) - a commitment to live together between roomates, especially between two platonic individuals who engage in hints and undertones of sexual attraction without actually engaging in a romantic relationship.
roomationship by C Ryan August 12, 2007
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Inconsiderus roomaticum
Other: Dude whats growing in that pan?
You: Inconsiderus roomaticum its a cure for slobitis
Other: You should bottle that sh*t
You: I could sell it by the gallon!
You: Inconsiderus roomaticum its a cure for slobitis
Other: You should bottle that sh*t
You: I could sell it by the gallon!
Inconsiderus roomaticum by challgren July 22, 2010
roomatus interruptus
{roo-may-tuss in-ter-up-tuss}
Occurs when playing hide the sausage and a chick's room mate unexpectedly bursts into the studio apartment they share with three cats, thus prematurely ending the hawt sex.
Unfortunate results include but are not limited to massive blue balls and the dreaded, inexplicable snatch attack.
See also cock block.
Occurs when playing hide the sausage and a chick's room mate unexpectedly bursts into the studio apartment they share with three cats, thus prematurely ending the hawt sex.
Unfortunate results include but are not limited to massive blue balls and the dreaded, inexplicable snatch attack.
See also cock block.
A textbook example of roomatus interruptus:
(dude) "Aw yeah babe, we're totally DOING IT right now and it's great!"
(chick) "Oh yeah, this is way fun! Let's do this until you orgasm then I'll make you a sandwich with my roomie's lunch meats."
(dude) "That's sounds gr--"
(fat room mate, interrupting) "Hey guys I'm home!!! Did you feed the cat?"
(dude) "Aw yeah babe, we're totally DOING IT right now and it's great!"
(chick) "Oh yeah, this is way fun! Let's do this until you orgasm then I'll make you a sandwich with my roomie's lunch meats."
(dude) "That's sounds gr--"
(fat room mate, interrupting) "Hey guys I'm home!!! Did you feed the cat?"
roomatus interruptus by doobster January 21, 2008
FUCKBALL ROOMATE
A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
FUCKBALL ROOMATE by Fighterjock January 11, 2007