It is a cross between liability and Rafferty:
Liability is something that is a hinderance or puts a group at a disadvantage or increases the possibility of an incident
Rafferty means to make a complete mess of any job to the extent that it is written off
The combination of the 2 adds much more emphasis and is used to describe the inevitable train crash of any task if there is a Raffability around.
I would use Pat on the job, but he's a compelte Raffability
n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.
Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?
MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.