Frank: Did you hear about the bully who messed with Roarke?
John: Yeah! Roarke snapped his neck, broke all his limbs, cracked all his ribs, and ninja-kicked him across the solar system in the blink of an eye.
John: Yeah! Roarke snapped his neck, broke all his limbs, cracked all his ribs, and ninja-kicked him across the solar system in the blink of an eye.
by MEOWx9001 June 20, 2011
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Do you know roarke?
Yes I do, he is so hunky and sexy
What about rogue?
Of course, so sexy
What about Amir?
Of course, he is so thick
Yes I do, he is so hunky and sexy
What about rogue?
Of course, so sexy
What about Amir?
Of course, he is so thick
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Get the roarke mug.Roarke is vain. Roarke spends hours and hours gazing into his reflection in the mirror.
he desires but one thing in this world,
The rectus abdominis muscle.
some kind of love.
the end.
he desires but one thing in this world,
The rectus abdominis muscle.
some kind of love.
the end.
roarke, why dont ya put a ring on it
by mirandamirandamir April 15, 2020
Get the Roarke mug.Roarke is an adjective to describe a creature who isn't on the normal aide. They are double jointed and come with a thin diaframe. They don't care if they get into trouble and purr or hiss at any passersby. Never give a Roarke a box as they will hide in there for centuries. And if you do give them a box, then don't touch them ni matter what as they have sharp teeth and are afraid of only spiders.
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Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.
Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.
The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.
by littlebabychookchook October 17, 2008
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Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!
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Example 2:
dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!
Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)
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