road chicken

Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants attempt to last the longest without breeching the security of the space and gasping for oxygen; leaving one's ass vacant and the car full

On our recent Vegas trip Fred left us a tasty Road Chicken.

by Nick Benson September 23, 2006

Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.

Fuck that dirt road chicken, choot it!

by Partridge October 19, 2021

Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!

Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.

by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"

by HahaGamer March 29, 2019

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster August 1, 2012