ristinkulous
ristinkulous by omgomgomgomomgomgomg March 10, 2009
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Restonkulous
The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.
Restonkulous by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020
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ritonkulous
1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.
2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.
3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.
2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.
3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.
Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."
Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."
Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."
ritonkulous by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009
ridinkulous
unbelievable, but not to a point where it would be called ridonkulous; absurd, but not being absurd enough to be preposterous.
Jake: Yea, my girlfriend is goes to another church, it's just across the bridge.
John: Yea right. Jake, you've never had a girlfriend in your life.
James: The whole idea seems a bit ridinkulous.
John: Yea right. Jake, you've never had a girlfriend in your life.
James: The whole idea seems a bit ridinkulous.
ridinkulous by Harry W. January 11, 2009
risickulous
risickulous by Cesarone March 24, 2007
Ristankulous
Ristankulous by Teh Lawd May 30, 2010
ridoinkulous
adj.
(1) A response to something that is so extravagantly absurd and humorous, such that it can be considered laughable, to the point of inspiring extreme ridicule for a preposterous situation.
(2) Used to describe a situation that can be considered so insane and ridiculous to an extreme degree; and when no other words can possibly be conjugated.
(3) Completely devoid of any conscious sense, wisdom or all that is unholy.
(1) A response to something that is so extravagantly absurd and humorous, such that it can be considered laughable, to the point of inspiring extreme ridicule for a preposterous situation.
(2) Used to describe a situation that can be considered so insane and ridiculous to an extreme degree; and when no other words can possibly be conjugated.
(3) Completely devoid of any conscious sense, wisdom or all that is unholy.
"... and then he jumped off the roof of that abandoned building when the helicopters came? shit was ridoinkulous!"
"Every year at Eric's birthday party he always dumps a few glasses of water, this year was ridoinkulous"
"Every year at Eric's birthday party he always dumps a few glasses of water, this year was ridoinkulous"
ridoinkulous by Big FosL September 7, 2008
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