ristinkulous

something that is ridiculously rank, wretched smelling, or just downright disgusting

my dad farted in the car. it was so ristinkulous

by omgomgomgomomgomgomg March 10, 2009

Restonkulous

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.

Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020

ritonkulous

1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.

2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.

3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.

Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."

Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."

by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

ridinkulous

unbelievable, but not to a point where it would be called ridonkulous; absurd, but not being absurd enough to be preposterous.

Jake: Yea, my girlfriend is goes to another church, it's just across the bridge.
John: Yea right. Jake, you've never had a girlfriend in your life.
James: The whole idea seems a bit ridinkulous.

by Harry W. January 11, 2009

risickulous

something that is ridiculously sick

If someone does a really hard move when they're climbing, they might say, "That was risickulous!"

by Cesarone March 24, 2007

Ristankulous

Stanky, ridiculous and quite frankly, unnecessary.

Dude, your baby is a ristankulous mistake.

by Teh Lawd May 30, 2010

ridoinkulous

adj.

(1) A response to something that is so extravagantly absurd and humorous, such that it can be considered laughable, to the point of inspiring extreme ridicule for a preposterous situation.

(2) Used to describe a situation that can be considered so insane and ridiculous to an extreme degree; and when no other words can possibly be conjugated.

(3) Completely devoid of any conscious sense, wisdom or all that is unholy.

"... and then he jumped off the roof of that abandoned building when the helicopters came? shit was ridoinkulous!"

"Every year at Eric's birthday party he always dumps a few glasses of water, this year was ridoinkulous"

by Big FosL September 7, 2008