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Restonkulous 

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The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.
Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

ritonkulous 

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1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.

2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.

3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.
Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."

Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."
ritonkulous by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

ridinkulous 

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unbelievable, but not to a point where it would be called ridonkulous; absurd, but not being absurd enough to be preposterous.
Jake: Yea, my girlfriend is goes to another church, it's just across the bridge.
John: Yea right. Jake, you've never had a girlfriend in your life.
James: The whole idea seems a bit ridinkulous.
ridinkulous by Harry W. January 11, 2009

risickulous 

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something that is ridiculously sick
If someone does a really hard move when they're climbing, they might say, "That was risickulous!"
risickulous by Cesarone March 24, 2007

Ristankulous 

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Stanky, ridiculous and quite frankly, unnecessary.
Dude, your baby is a ristankulous mistake.
Ristankulous by Teh Lawd May 30, 2010

ridoinkulous 

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adj.

(1) A response to something that is so extravagantly absurd and humorous, such that it can be considered laughable, to the point of inspiring extreme ridicule for a preposterous situation.

(2) Used to describe a situation that can be considered so insane and ridiculous to an extreme degree; and when no other words can possibly be conjugated.

(3) Completely devoid of any conscious sense, wisdom or all that is unholy.
"... and then he jumped off the roof of that abandoned building when the helicopters came? shit was ridoinkulous!"

"Every year at Eric's birthday party he always dumps a few glasses of water, this year was ridoinkulous"

ridoinkulous by Big FosL September 7, 2008
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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