ritonkulous

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1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.

2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.

3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.

Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."

Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."

ritonkulous by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

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RIDORKULOUS

an effective, sometimes necessary combination of the words "ridiculous" and "dork"

ie: to be so damn dorky it's ab-sa-smurfly-ridiculously dorky beyond measure

"You read all the Harry Potter books in a single weekend?"

"Yes! They were freakin awesome!"

"you are complete RIDORKULOUS!"

RIDORKULOUS by JAMAAL XY September 2, 2011

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ridonkulous

Used when an event or action is way beyond "ridiculous". Extremely unbelievable.

Football Fan 1: Did you see that hit?
Football Fan 2: That shit was ridonkulous...

ridonkulous by m.a. santiago October 7, 2004

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ridonculous

Functionally similar to the word "ridiculous," this word is often used in its place for extra emphasis.

There's a ridonculous amount of cheddar cheese stuck in the printer.

ridonculous by 755coop3 April 23, 2004

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Restonkulous

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.

Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

Restonkulous by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020

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ridonculous

(adjective) - ridiculous

Roald Dahl's BFG uses this word. This may be the origin of the word. First published in 1982.

Some of the other origins I've seen suggested are ridonculous.

ridonculous by doof0000 June 16, 2011

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ricockulous

Something that is extremely ridiculous or far-fetched.

The number of definitions on this site for made-up words and phrases is ricockulous

ricockulous by smurfhell May 20, 2004

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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