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ritonkulous 

1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.

2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.

3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.
Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."

Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."
ritonkulous by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009
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RIDORKULOUS 

an effective, sometimes necessary combination of the words "ridiculous" and "dork"

ie: to be so damn dorky it's ab-sa-smurfly-ridiculously dorky beyond measure
"You read all the Harry Potter books in a single weekend?"

"Yes! They were freakin awesome!"

"you are complete RIDORKULOUS!"
RIDORKULOUS by JAMAAL XY September 2, 2011

ridonkulous 

Used when an event or action is way beyond "ridiculous". Extremely unbelievable.
Football Fan 1: Did you see that hit?
Football Fan 2: That shit was ridonkulous...
ridonkulous by m.a. santiago October 7, 2004

ridonculous 

Functionally similar to the word "ridiculous," this word is often used in its place for extra emphasis.
There's a ridonculous amount of cheddar cheese stuck in the printer.
ridonculous by 755coop3 April 23, 2004

Restonkulous 

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.
Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

ridonculous 

(adjective) - ridiculous

Roald Dahl's BFG uses this word. This may be the origin of the word. First published in 1982.
Some of the other origins I've seen suggested are ridonculous.
ridonculous by doof0000 June 16, 2011

ricockulous 

Something that is extremely ridiculous or far-fetched.
The number of definitions on this site for made-up words and phrases is ricockulous
ricockulous by smurfhell May 20, 2004