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Risqot is truly one of a kind. She has long black hair, a beautiful smile, pretty fashion, and she’s 8’8. Anyone who’s in her presence feels like they’re the most important person on earth. If you have any problem, a person you have to go to is Risqot. She bakes the gooiest chocolate chip cookies and the silkiest cinnamon buns. Risqot is like a second mother. If anyone hurts you, she will kick their ass. If you’re feeling down one day, she will give you a warm hug. Generous, humorous, and humble are the perfect words to describe her. If you know a Risqot, consider yourself one of the luckiest people on Earth.
Shakela: Man, I cut myself with a metal. I’m bleeding now :(

Risqot: Absar, wash your wound, and let me find you a bandaid.

*Shakela’s cut is properly taken care of by the wonderful Risqot*
risqot by ShakuBaku November 20, 2021
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Risotto Nero 

The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una
Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”
Risotto Nero by NOTRisottoNero September 16, 2020

Risotto Nero 

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
Risotto Nero by rutherfordium October 15, 2019

Risotto Nero 

big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione
Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.
Risotto Nero by ExoNether September 15, 2020

Risotto Nero 

the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol
Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!

Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*
Risotto Nero by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021

west street risotto 

Patches of sick as created by drunken revellers on chav mecca - West Street - in Brighton, UK.
I was walking down the street on Saturday night and I had to dodge three west street risottos!
Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"
risotto by jokkmokkmokk October 20, 2011
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