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The half season ticket holders were held in even more contempt by the riseleys when they held up their 'bring it on' cards.
riseley by Rumble Stix May 1, 2006
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A Rieley is the closest thing to perfect you'll find. He'll come into your life to change it for the better, and always knows just how to do it. He has an all around great personality. If you get the chance to date a Rieley, hold on tight and don't EVER let go! He'll be your "Knight in Shining Amor" only if you'll be his Princess. He'll make you feel beautiful at any second of the day. A Rieley is a blessing and you'll know it the second you meet one. Typically VERY good looking, tan skin, dark hair, green eyes, and a smile that could light up a life! He loves without a second thought, and once he falls, he falls hard. Very athletic, and a nice body. He could make you smile at any given moment with his bubbly personality and he always seems to rub off on everyone he's around. There's always a surprise with a Rieley, a side no one knows about that might just be even better than the side everyone does know about! There's no way you can completely describe a Rieley, each one is different in their own way but he's a keeper. ;)
Girl 1: "Oh my goodness, she's dating Rieley?! Whatta lucky girl.. I wish I had my very own Rieley."
Girl 2: "Yeah, a Rieley is hard to find, good luck with that."
Rieley by sLeepiNGbEauTy00001 February 27, 2012
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A very small village full of old people, be warned as it is known for them to hide in bushes and jump out at passing people! They wish to steal your youth, be warned!
Girl: did you just see that man in risley?

Boy: nope!

Girl: he's watching us in that bush!
Risley by village girl March 17, 2011
Risley: A gay man who menstrates more than once every week.
Hey does your stomach still hurt?

Yeah, I feel like risley
Risley by Heisttroll July 9, 2018
She is bossy and determined. She will be loyal and stand up for you if it’s right. Her room is never dirty and she has OCD. She has dark brown almost black hair and big blue eyes. She has the type of eyelashes all the girls dream of. She is a sagittarius and and gives off strong energy. She has a weird scar.
Girl: wow I want those lashes!
Other girl: I wonder if they came from Rieleys mom or dad?
Rieley by Futuremilf100 November 20, 2021
no one knows
whats a risely
Risely by Applles April 28, 2022
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