Risley 

A very small village full of old people, be warned as it is known for them to hide in bushes and jump out at passing people! They wish to steal your youth, be warned!

Girl: did you just see that man in risley?

Boy: nope!

Girl: he's watching us in that bush!

Risley by village girl March 17, 2011

Risley 

Risley: A gay man who menstrates more than once every week.

Hey does your stomach still hurt?

Yeah, I feel like risley

Risley by Heisttroll July 9, 2018

Riley-Knodel effect 

Synonym for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

That Guy is such an ignorant and arrogant flat earther he suffers from severe Riley-Knodel effect. Even worse than Pratt does.

Riley-Knodel effect by MCToon June 7, 2019

Rissey 

Yessir spelt backwards, a exclamation of total barbaric victory. A power move only usable by the most elite of mankind.

RISSEY!

Rissey by JellyJamm June 9, 2020

ridleylj 

A bad internet rapper, usually male aged between 12-25. They all share the fantasy of one day becoming successful within the music industry and believe that they are in fact the "savior of hip-hop" or "Jesus of hip-hop". Common lyrics in their songs include "Your girlfriend's fake" "Poundcake cake cake cake" and "Like the fresh prince of bel air, in it." They reek of wannabe and are painfully untalented.

Person 1 "Man, this kid is really can't spit bro."
Person 2 "Yeah man, I mean, we should tell him that he's a ridleylj."
Person 1 "That's a difficult talk man, we should bring some tissues."

ridleylj by Moora December 28, 2014

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Being a Lieutenant, he is second in command of the Task Force 141 and is seen wearing dark red sunglasses and a skull patterned balaclava. He is in various missions on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and during the mission "Loose Ends" he along with Gary "Roach" Sanderson get betrayed by Sheperd who after shooting them, orders other soldiers to throw their bodies in a ditch and covered in gasoline, then Sherperd lights a Cigar and throws it on them leaving you to assume they both die.

Simon "Ghost" Riley's quotes-
"Roach, hang in there!"
"Bloody hell those trucks are bulletproofed!"
"It's gonna get bloody."

Gamer1: Ghost wast the shit!
Gamer2: Sucks he had to die!
Gamer1: Time to get revenge on Sheperd!!!

Simon "Ghost" Riley by zigzagelfy May 9, 2010

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

Mother Riley scanner attack by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014