rippon

An offer that is disguised as a coupon but is actually a ripoff.

I saw a rippon in the paper the other day for buy three, get one free.

by MoonRise June 16, 2019

rippon

1) An abnormally large male that often bears a striking resemblance to Uncle Fester.

2) Is a very loud fart followed by a liquid turd

"Oh no, did you hear that...I think I've just done a Rippon in my pants"

Ripmeister, Ripon, Rippon

by JCtheSuperstar October 31, 2013

Rippon

Used to describe one's need for a Xanax and a drink following an intense ordeal. Named after U.S. Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon.

After a long day of substitute teaching for a middle school dodgeball class, all Astrid could think about was how badly she needed a Rippon.

by SenorG February 12, 2018

Angela Rippon

Once respected news reader, famous for getting her legs out on the Morecambe and Wise show, now considered by many to be compromised since she sold out to the infamous propaganda outlet GBNews.

"Angela Rippons on the TV trying to be taken seriously again"
"She should go back to GBNews"

by dervxerox February 2, 2026

rippin' on

Being mean to, judging.

I was Done with that Bitch when she started rippin' on me!!!!

by Starchylde January 2, 2015

Ripping fart

A ripping fart is a powerful flatulence that feels as if rectal rupture has occurred.

Chief Turd in the Face, let a ripping fart so painful, that he feared he might need ER care.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Ripping Ass

To take a shit or fart of God-like magnitude in a very unpleasant sounding, looking and smelling way. Typical examples can be found in public bathrooms, or after taco night.

Dude, the in the stall next to me was ripping ass, I swear he cracked the toilet.

by Briskly May 12, 2019