rippon

An offer that is disguised as a coupon but is actually a ripoff.

I saw a rippon in the paper the other day for buy three, get one free.

by MoonRise June 16, 2019

rippon

1) An abnormally large male that often bears a striking resemblance to Uncle Fester.

2) Is a very loud fart followed by a liquid turd

"Oh no, did you hear that...I think I've just done a Rippon in my pants"

Ripmeister, Ripon, Rippon

by JCtheSuperstar October 31, 2013

Ripponing

A way of flirting with a member of the same sex.

Hey, Andrew, you want some ripponing? ;)

by Peaceful Farming Community January 11, 2021

Rippon

Used to describe one's need for a Xanax and a drink following an intense ordeal. Named after U.S. Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon.

After a long day of substitute teaching for a middle school dodgeball class, all Astrid could think about was how badly she needed a Rippon.

by SenorG February 12, 2018