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ripon is a seemingly nice place during the day till it comes to night and the year 9 chavs emerge after their tea in the hope they can make someones evening shit by punching them at random speaking of which the police are lazy cunts who are so used to it all they do nothing but on the bright side these chavs have an average lifespan of about 29 years most of which by 16 will be spent in prison
Ripon Stay awhile amidst its ancient charms

sadly this isn't even ironic
ripon by Jefflikesmeff January 3, 2021
A little bitch simp who turns his back on the boys in time of need
Bruh stop being a Ripon. I hate bitches.
Ripon by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 January 30, 2020
Lord , king , BRITISH LORD RIPON
Lord Ripon passed the bill for helping the poor people.
Ripon by anonymous November 24, 2021
A product or deal that is reasonably priced or well-priced. Opposite of a ripoff
I bought these new sunnies, such a ripon! Well worth the price
ripon by Bmeta September 4, 2025

Ripon Raider

When you have that one friend on a night out that always seems to pick a fight with a homeless person to make the night end with a bang. It's never their fault, the tramp was always 'coming at them'.
Oh no Paul's picking fights with homeless people again, the Ripon Raider is back.
Ripon Raider by Jumbo01 September 1, 2018

Ripon, CA 

welcome to ripon. population: nobody and everybody. here, you walk everywhere and the "it" place is pizza pluss. you can not say a word and everyone would still know your whole life. your a guy? either your a jock, a partier, a combination of the two, or just not important. Orr a cop, and therefore, still not important. your a girl? your most likely stuck up, non caring, and bitchy, but deep down you really do have your problems. your gonna be the sporty one, the pretty one, the smart one, the chill one, the sluty one, and the one who was hella drunk at that orchard party last weeknd all at some point. choose friends wiseely, nuff said. heres the deal, if you dont like your bf/gfs exes, you hate half the town. youve tried weed at least once, and maybe popped a pill or two. your weekends may start on "thirsty thursday" and consist of beer pong and garage parties. you stress over the high standards of your highschool and have talked to multiple police. its all about the clothes, and the music, your dictionary and "hobbies," and social standing. sports and photography may define you. see, at the end of the day, were all pretty damn similar, and most of all, we all just wanna leave.
Ripon, CA is a small town.
Ripon, CA by klovie December 3, 2011