Ringworm 

A workplace name that replaces the name ‘cunt’

Do some work ya fuckin ringworm

Ringworm by Joek1ng4312 January 1, 2018

ringworm 

A fungal infection that dirty bastards get.

James: What the fuck is that on your leg?
Anthony: I don't know, I've had it for about six months, it doesn't hurt though.
James: I'd go to the Doctors if I were you. It looks like Ringworm.
Anthony: Ringworm! But that's what dirty bastards get.
James: And your point is?

ringworm by pinkbum September 29, 2005

Ringworm 

A type of fungal infection that is known to be contracted from the rimming of a stinking bastards arsehole. Gingers are also known to be carriers of this rare fungus.

Nonse: What the hell is that on your face Le?
*she looks in mirror*
Plums: Awwww must be a bit of ringworm chops from last night butt?

Ringworm by bigsuckableplums July 2, 2010

ringworm 

A huge fan of the Ring movies, Japanese or American.

Samara loves the ringworms

ringworm by Gambit1138 May 8, 2005

Ringworm Buffet 

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

Ringworm Buffet by EJL March 17, 2004

Ringworm Buffet 

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

Ringworm Buffet by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

Ringworm Illusion 

when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.

i looked at my wiener and saw the Ringworm Illusion, and almost passed out.

Ringworm Illusion by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009