Ringworm
Ringworm by Joek1ng4312 January 1, 2018
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Ringworm
A type of fungal infection that is known to be contracted from the rimming of a stinking bastards arsehole. Gingers are also known to be carriers of this rare fungus.
Nonse: What the hell is that on your face Le?
*she looks in mirror*
Plums: Awwww must be a bit of ringworm chops from last night butt?
*she looks in mirror*
Plums: Awwww must be a bit of ringworm chops from last night butt?
Ringworm by bigsuckableplums July 2, 2010
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ringworm by Gambit1138 May 8, 2005
Ringworm Buffet
A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.
Ringworm Buffet by EJL March 17, 2004
Ringworm Buffet
Ringworm Buffet by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003
Ringworm Illusion
when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.
Ringworm Illusion by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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