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rimped

The cleaning of ones bumhole, against their will, with anothers tongue.
Danny rimped georgina last night, she wasnt impressed.
by theresthatgirl June 13, 2013
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rimpod

An individual engagued in the act of anilingus, the stimulation of the anus by the mouth. To be obsessed in the act of anilingus to the point of psychological and physiological regression.
After cleaning the bumpers on the Cybornetic Companion, the babbling, drooling rimpod spoke his first words, "Got a toothpick, perhaps a wire cutter?".
by Rono January 16, 2007
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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012
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Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.
I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.
by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020
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Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.
Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.
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E-Ripped

the state of being retarted high. A whole other level up from being just "ripped".
Man, that double-barrel bong and blunt we just smoked has me fully e-ripped!
by donald_wellington May 30, 2017
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