rigatini

When a man's penis is as tiny as an uncooked piece of rigatoni.

I didn't even orgasm.... he had a rigatini. I couldn't even feel it. Had to finish myself off after that fuckboy left.

rigatini by MaryMaryCaliGirl March 2, 2017

Rigatoni 

An Italian guy named Anthony that can rig the shit out of anything he touches.

Anthony couldn’t fix it the right way so he made it his favorite Italian dish and rigatoni the shit out of it.

Rigatoni by Snipplehead May 27, 2018

Rigatoni Mouth 

When someone with an outbreak of herpes has a white, and pusy mouth which resembles a plate of recently devoured rigatoni.

I gave your mom that rigatoni mouth last night.

Rigatoni Mouth by cornelius rigatoni March 7, 2011

Rigatoni Hostage 

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage

yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.

Rigatoni Hostage by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

rigatoni pasta day 

Rigatoni Pasta Day is (or should be) a national holiday. It was originally planned in 2018 (i think idk) for everyone to eat rigatoni pasta on May 24, 2021. Many people believe this should be an official holiday though.

"It's May 24th, rigatoni pasta day!"

rigatoni pasta day by vitamin gummi May 24, 2021

Rigatoni 

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle like rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay but Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni oh my God I make the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle leg rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay bought Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni all my God you have the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth

Rigatoni by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020

rigatoni_lover 

cool and sexy tiktoker

person one: did you see rigatoni_lover’s new video
person two: ya it was so cool

rigatoni_lover by Bxbble.Gxm_XO May 2, 2022