Rifled 

To be hit with anything in the upmost furosity!

I Rifled that guy in the back of the head with a 5 iron

Rifled by Sid Williams January 11, 2005

Rifled 

The state of being wicked fucked up.

Yo Jerry, top chedder buds man, I'm Rifled!

Rifled by JScannelBowdoinhammer January 13, 2011

Rifled 

A person that is saying something so stupid that is showing apparent brain damage.

"Come on let's raid that supermarket"
"Man you're rifled"

Rifled by TheSally2548 July 14, 2020

Rifled off 

Where you release ones bowels in an aggressive order causing for mass stains on porcelain.

"Mate! My boss rifled off big time!"

"Mark Rifled off at work and i could hear the blast!"

Rifled off by LaytonCondor August 21, 2013

Rifled your trifle 

Annoyed you or pissed you off.

When someone looks angry, you would enquire "what's rifled your trifle?".
When something is irritating you, you might exclaim "This is really rifling my trifle".
Similar too, but not the same as trifle rifle

Rifled your trifle by Bad News Barry July 19, 2023

Butt Rifled 

Having anal sex so intensely that ones anus becomes rifled like a gun barrel, therefore making poo come out like a soft serve ice cream twist.

Last night was crazy fun! My husband finally gave me some booty love. I woke up this morning and realized I got butt rifled when I went to the restroom and flushed just to see a chocolate covered cone disappear down the toilet.

Butt Rifled by ceepalufugus July 7, 2014

black rifle disease 

Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.

Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.

Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.

Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.

Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.

Good luck!

I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.

black rifle disease by BlackRifleDiseaseExplainer November 18, 2016