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ridcord by 1nder June 3, 2021
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A length of string tied in a close series of knots that is inserted up a male rectum and slowly withdrawn during the height of sexual climax, stimulating the prostate and enhancing the sexual pleasure.
"I was just about to blow my bolt when she pulled my ripcord and sent me to nirvana."
ripcord by Chiendog March 2, 2005

rideORdieOG 

A person who will ride it out with you through anything. Been through it, lived through it; can relate. A real friend. Honest, Dependable, A person who will do anything for you. A person you can always count on, no matter what or what someone has negative things to say about you. Someone all hopes to have on their side (if they are smart).
Kelley is a stand up, true blue friend to the end! Often criticized and ridiculed; but mainly out of jealously. A real rideORdieOG to the very end. Kelley took the fall for me one time, she is a real rideORdieog that's for sure!
rideORdieOG by rideORdieO.G. October 13, 2013

mexican ripcord 

a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"
mexican ripcord by the super bukkake December 31, 2011

to ripcord 

verb. To flee from an awkard situation or boring lecture. Usually involves crossing in front of others or in some other way disturbing the peace and making an ass of onesself.
He pulled out the powerpoint presentation; that was my signal to ripcord.
to ripcord by Charlotte April 21, 2005
Word of the Day on May 7, 2005

Pulled the ripcord

Used to describe a male or female who was once of a slim build,however, following the start of a serious relationship has become much larger. Usually due to comfort around the new partner.
Jesus luc, have you seen Evans?

Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby
Pulled the ripcord by stusx10 May 27, 2016

Dirty Ripcord 

A saturated (used) tampon that has been pulled and left somewhere in plain view, such as the floor, toilet seat, etc., so as to horrify unsuspecting onlookers. It's the ultimate bathroom (or any room) prank.
You never know what you might find a public ladies' bathroom, ranging from a turd on the floor, a puddle of urine, or the dreaded dirty ripcord.
Dirty Ripcord by culturejam November 14, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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