When you expect to fuck someone in the ass, but in a surprise turn of events, you get fucked in the ass instead.
I thought I was going to be the one in control last night, but he pulled a total Reverse Nigerian Prince on me, and I'm the one who can't sit down today.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!