reverse mode

Something great on a pretty boring day.

Actually happened, Santa Cruz:

Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.

Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.

Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?

Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.

Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.

Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.

Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D

reverse mode by Rev Modé November 24, 2021

Reverse Role Model 

The exact opposite of a role model. A person that does virtually everything wrong and is the person you aspire NOT to be in life. A clusterfuck and a loser of epic proportions. If you do the opposite of everything this person does, you will be much better off.

Andy: What the actual fuck is Brett's problem? Why is he the way that he is?

Paul: Brett's what you call a "reverse role model". He lies, he cheats, he steals, he's ugly as sin. He's just a general piece of shit. Stay away from him because he will fuck you over when given the opportunity.

Andy: And I thought my middling 9-to-5 wagie life sucked. At least I'm not that guy.

Reverse Role Model by NippleFish666 February 15, 2023

reversemodicology 

The act of reverse psychology for any situation, at any time. Where one might go forwards, a modi goes backwards into traffic. Where one passes a test, a modi tries to succ the professor but is expelled.

A modi idolizes everything unattainable and has everything undesirable. Is very cringe in general, idolizes cucks such as chandresekhar or the rock.

" Dr. Modi, I have a brain tumour, will this lead to reversemodicology?"
ohghay sir

reversemodicology by reversemodicology April 6, 2017