A man, usually in his forties who frequents younghip clubs in search of women 25 and under. See cougar for more information.
Beth - "Hey Cindy, that guy was all up on you."
Cindy - "Yea he was kinda old, probably in his, like forties or something."
Beth - "Ewww, gross! What a reverse cougar."
Cindy -"Least we got some drinks!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.