When you're at dinner with friends and one of your friends in on the cusp of getting drunk and attempts to say something "relevant" to the conversation but instead says "revelant," to which then your other friend, who is almost as drunk, repeats the word with just as much of conviction and supporting intonation that you believe it to be real. And at that moment you even come up with a definition thinking, 'reverant... and relevant?'

Finally, your friend calls them out and crushes your dream of ever inventing a new word, the word "revelant".

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